Uranium Do You Have to Fight the Acolytes Again

And here information technology is. My last Let'southward Play segment of Pokemon Uranium. Which I kinda rushed in order to non to interrupt my Sword/Shield playthrough too much.

Which, admittedly, I thought I was going to finish posting way earlier Sword and Shield, just editing and reorganizing the screencaps took a whole amount of fourth dimension.

Information technology has been a wild, wild ride, and... yeah, I trash-talk this fan-game a fair scrap, especially its plotting and some of its game mechanics, but honestly... I really did enjoy playing through Pokemon Uranium. It'southward clearly still a burden of love by the creators, and information technology really sucked that they weren't able to complete the game the way they wanted it to. Nevertheless, it got a whole lot of playtime from me, and while I'm non sure if I'll ever do some other extensive screenshot Let'south Play like this ever again, it has certainly been a fun experience doing this.

The Quadcopter replaces Fly, and I tin simply get it after clearing the title twice.

Boot Pow Gone Astonishing! Again, this was before Generation VII replaced all HM'south with rental pokemon, and so it'south actually pretty naet. They kinda sorta go about it in a roundabout manner, of grade, by still forcing usa to utilize the HM'south until we unlock the next one, but it's the thought that counts.

Yes, yes you take cleared the world of those ugly, pesky HM's indeed.

Or merely Ura'south journey, because I assume the tinkerer didn't requite information technology to everyone in the world.

I am rich, and I will stock up on assurance. Sunset Balls are great for these legendaries, since they are in caves, and I also bring a bunch of Timer Balls.

So, beginning up... Snowpeak Boondocks! Or whatever this was. Mt. Lanthanite is probable where the legendary pokemon Lanthan hangs out in, what with information technology being named after it and all. I'm going to capture it, even though Vaeryn and his acolytes obviously speak to Lanthan and it'south role of their civilisation and all. I don't care, it'due south gonna be mine and it'due south going to hang out with Urayne in the box and drink tea and eat crumpets together.

So basically everything in the post-game is gated by Waterfall. Okay, then.

Oh shit, an NPC! Who recognizes my badassery. Obviously this dude is a rare pokemon hunter, as well.

And he's called Adam, and he played the Game Boy Color games! Also, he'due south apparently a Patreon backer cameo or something, if I'm not mistaken. Pretty cool, actually, to have your backers and fans be represented in some way... and Adam's integrated in a way that'southward non also tacky, I suppose.

Uh-huh, y'all can probably approximate that from the fact that every single church and library in this region sort of has an option that you can talk well-nigh talking nigh how at that place are 3 metal legendary Pokemon.

And also, Adam, the place is called "Mt. Lanthanite". You don't say?

What??? Lanthan is my prey. He is going to be in my collection.

I volition stab you in the back with a fork.

This is obviously the Core of the mount. Is that even what yous call the inner parts of a mount cave? I genuinely don't know.

Oh shit, we are defiling the sacred footing! I knew they were worshiping this behemothic metal dinosaur! Sorry, Vaeryn, I'1000 going to have to shell up your buddies. And also testify that I am worthy.

Ah ha, Draugr, like the Skyrim undead zombies. Correct.

As well, Adam'due south simply continuing there while my UFO practice battle confronting these dragons. Dangit, Adam.

Yeah, bow and beg for my forgiveness, yous mere acolyte, for I am the Champion of Tandor. My political party members include the God-Queen of insects and the Hokage of the surfing ninjas. Beg for my forgiveness, and I might spare your life!

Oh huh, Psychic is really a very useful TM. Compassion that whatsoever member of my political party that could acquire it kind of already did and then naturally.

Also, there are lava segments in this icy cave. Wouldn't... wouldn't all the ice around it take melted? I would buy that the exterior of the mountain and the outer caves are nevertheless cold, but everything in shut proximity to the lava surely should be pretty warm.

Ah ha, get it, A Song of Water ice and Fire? Eddard Stark? Game of Thrones? EH? EH????

Unfortunately, they do not actually use whatever Game of Thrones inspired Pokemon, unless there is a chapter in the novels that I missed where the Starks and the Lannisters wage boxing with ghostly fire-scorpions and giant sea slugs.

Also, Adam has his ain UFO. He mocks me with his 9-level gap.

But MY UFO IS BIGGER THAN YOURS, ADAM.

Adam's other Pokemon involves a Coatlith, which is kinda cool.

Also, I guess there are the elephants that Cersei Lannister was looking for. Hiding out with acolytes in some icy mount.

The two of them say the same thing. Actually? Not even a "winter is coming" joke? Y'know what'due south worse than a joke that's kinda expected and obvious? Only briefly touching upon an Easter Egg and not post-obit through with it.

Ookay, more than boodle. A mega rock and a Zen Headbutt TM, which is probably more useless than Psychic.

Also, this cave has both devils and radical surfing bunny-men. Okay then.

In his firm in L'antha'nite, dread Lanthan waits dreaming, yet he stirs, his slumber is at an finish!

That'southward an oxymoron, yous moron.

Seriously, what the fuck is destroying me with peace and placidity even hateful?

Oh, Elwyn, I guess you come from Elwynn woods? I hear there's a badass hyena-man there chosen Hogger.

Okay, he has cool Pokemon. Like Astronite, which just looks absurd. And Oblivicorn, which is non quite my style, but still kinda cool.

Ice Mothras are wild encounters here, merely fucking Adam kills them earlier I accept a chance to capture them.

I don't like Alpicos. I don't similar them at all. This game allows me to requite them nicknames that reflect what I call back of them.

Okay, final boss stage fourth dimension. I'thou non sure most the logistics of water ice spikes jutting out of lava, and Lanthan isn't even an ice monster, and then... ehhhhhh.

I go it, yes, yeah, even a god can bleed and all that. Adam'south actually refreshing, he reflects what most Pokemon players exercise. Doesn't matter if Arceus is the creator of the universe, or that Mew is the progenitor of all life, or that Dialga is the master of time or Yveltal the harbinger of expiry. It's a Pokemon, so it's going into the ball and into my collection.

Oh okay thanks, you're a gentleman. And at present we fight for who gets the right to capture Lanthan. Kinda cool, actually.

He's got a absurd Gengar jacket.

As I said earlier... my UFO is bigger than your UFO.

He doesn't seem willing to have us fight with our extraterrestrial buddies, though, so he sends out his Coatlith.

I send out The Queen instead. Considering bugs casualty on dragons. Or something similar that.

At that place's a reason you tin't encounter wild Coatliths in the Baykal Woods. The Queen ate them all.

Coatlith busies itself doing Dragon Dance, simply that only works if you survive the prepare-upward. The Queen is hungry. And when The Queen hungers, you exercise not desire to upset her. She dines on dragon meat this evening.

I could have the ii UFO's battle it out, merely I'm too lazy to wait out the determination and just take Charlie take out the UFO with Independence 24-hour interval style firepower.

E. coli versus his Nucleon! Why does anybody in this game own a Nucleon? Me, Theo, and now Adam...

Yous TOOK OUT E. COLI WHAT THE FUCK

I mean, it's a disquisitional hit and shit, and I've harped on and on most how Nucleon will wipe out annihilation with a dual-type, simply even so...

Reclaim your position as the alpha nuclear canis familiaris, Blight! Wipe that filth off the confront of the world, it hurt my infant!

Also, another dual-blazon. Nuclear bombs > vengeful ghosts. Actually, if those protagonists in those Conjuring movies had bothered to bring a nuclear cannon, they wouldn't take so much problem fighting the angry ghosts in their business firm.

...and they wouldn't have much problem fighting the demons, too, because dizzy bra-demon-dragon-man over here but gets wiped out in a unmarried shot by Blight.

Permit me hazard a gauge. Adam actually likes Gengar. I hateful, that Gengar hoodie is kind of a giveaway, merely the fact that the only Gengar in this game is programmed into Adam's party...

...and it can mega evolve...

I can hazard a guess that Adam really likes Gengar. Similar, seriously, you can't find Gastly or Haunter anywhere in the game, and they're not even programmed in. And the only Gengar in the game is here, and he's not even in the Tandor Pokedex. Adam must really like Gengar.

Unfortunately, the smiling shadow ghost is notwithstanding a dual type. Sorry, Adam.

Yep, I do get the right to exercise that!

At that place is some screen-shaking that I cannot capture with static screenshots. But hey, lookit Lanthan!

Hee hee hee he's like a fat overweight deer. I love him, he looks and so impaired with that fix of teeth bulging out of his lower jaw and his beady eyes and his huge fat belly. He's like the Pug of legendary Pokemon.

I speedily figure out that Lanthan is Footing/Steel. He's got Earthquake, Earth Ability, Atomic number 26 Head and the Uranium-exclusive Steel move Metallic Cruncher. Cerebella resists Steel-type attacks, and apparently my grinning encephalon fish is pretty dang tanky, even against a legendary lava deer.

Oh, neat, he'south frozen!

Aaaand eventually Lanthan is caught. Adept grief, it was a long, long boxing of just chucking ultra, dusk and timer balls at this fat deer.

I like him. He's a fat lava deer. I am calling him Rotundeer.

He looks so goofy I honey him

Woooo!

And also Adam is dainty enough to instantly teleport me out of that cave. Huzzah! Also he gives me a neat farewell.

Good day, Adam. Kinda wished that after this hazard, I unlock him as a potential Aristocracy Iv battle, but... eh, kind of a missed opportunity.

Let'due south go through another League run, because in that location's someone I accept to fight.

And no, it's not Angelica and Admirer Sir Goldkorn, which are ever the commencement two encounters in this league. Again, shame, because the whole point of the gimmick is to have an always-rotating Elite Four.

Here we become. I've concluded up looking upwards how to rematch the ex-Hokage, and apparently he'southward just a potential enemy in the Elite Iv.

Okay, Eastward. coli. Y'all got this. You lot can and volition defend your honor and your title against this pretender. You are the lord of the ninjas. Believe it!

Holy shit, they forsook y'all? What a bunch of dicks, your ninja clan got wiped out past Eastward. coli pretty adept! They're mean. But it's your fault for not bending the knee joint to E. coli.

Wait, now, are yous implying that ninja rule nether Eastward. coli, the greatest lord of the ninjas at that place e'er is, is dishonourable? That you have to restore honour somehow? Oh, you're on.

And also, you're neither a Ninja Boss nor the Hokage. They are titles belonging to E. coli.

And how the fuck are you surfing?

Oooooh not practiced. Bug/Water is the only H2o-blazon combination that Due east. coli can't do anything against, merely the Sponaree can and will exercise something to Eastward. coli.

Come forth, The God-Queen of All Insects! Show this lowly worker ant the error of his ways! Foolish male fellow member of the hive, how cartel you raise a hand against your designated rulers!

THE QUEEN ORDERS YOUR EXECUTION, AND YOU Volition PERISH!

LONG Live THE QUEEN!

And now it'due south business as usual. Creepy pervert frog man? Thunderbolt. Dead. Easy.

Toothy eel creature? Thunderbolt. Dead. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Official h2o-fox Pokemon? Thunderbolt, then Giga Bleed. Lots of HP but no other stat to back it up.

Official giant angry water serpent? Thunderbolt. Expressionless. Easy.

Japanese extra from a Spongebob Squarepants episode? Thunderbolt. Dead. Easy.

Not remotely strong enough. This is like, episode i Naruto without any Chakra ability fighting zombie Madara Uchiha and his giant meteors or some shit. Y'all, the former Hokage, ain't worth jack shit. E. coli has proven his true force.

Yes, render and meditate upon your failures, and know that yous exist only to serve your lord and main, E. coli, lord of the ninjas!

Oh yeah, you. Right. Y'all repeat the aforementioned speech communication every time. I know you scribbled information technology down in your mitt, Theo, and that you lot're proud of it. Just sheesh...

Theo'southward good for XP grinding, though.

Anyway, back to the Victory Route. There's a waterfall here, and waterfalls mean mail service-game content.

Lava waterfalls are merely decorative, though it's cool.

Hello, disappointment. We meet again.

First, you get your silly so-called legendary ass beaten past a weakened Urayne. Then you got corrupted. And and then my lightning leaner one-shot you lot.

And and so you talked some shit about wanting to aid me salve Tandor, and forced yourself into my party, sending poor LV-426 back to the box and denying him his rightful place in the Hall of Fame. And then you died in one shot without even doing anything to Delta Urayne.

And and then you refuse to stay in the party, and made upwards some excuse to non come up with me. Bitch, I'm going to put you in your place.

Submit to me, Actan. Y'all are not the legendary here. I AM!

No no no no, you got it wrong. You're not worthy to confront me, you colossal fuck-upwards.

And at present you're ripping off Theo. Come on, can you lot exist any less absurd?

My fish knocked y'all down nearly to the red with two surfs, despite Cerebella non being my strongest hitter, and also Steel-types resisting Water, and also at that place's a 15 level gap.

Perhaps Actan just sucks.

What doesn't suck is the catch rate, though, because I burned through 65 Ultra Balls communicable this god damned jobber.

Y'know what? That's exactly what I'k calling you. Y'all're Mr. Jobber. You lot lose more often than Krillin does in any given arc of Dragon Ball Z. You weenie.

Aaaaand that, I think, is a pretty satisfying stop to our playthrough of Pokemon Uranium! Run into you guys in my other reviews and maybe a hereafter project!

I actually did enjoy my fourth dimension playing through this one. If cypher else, I did become fastened to the Pokemon I used as my party, fifty-fifty if I really ended upwards non liking some of the Fakemon here. Overall... I had a blast playing this game. It's fun.

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